Roger driving to school, arriving.
Relaxed.
Right elbow resting on open window.
Right hand holding apple.
Left hand controlling steering wheel.
Door not properly secured.
Opens. Out falls Roger, landing seated.
Calmly continues eating apple,
Watches car careen into chook pen.
Feathers fly.
Cheering, hysterical shool-children.
Note:
This event was immortalised by one of the art students who witnessed the event. I hope we can locate that sketch and reproduce it her.
Here is an aerial view of the bus bay at Nepean High School … where the event above went down.