Bullfights!
Bull vs Matador.
Matador Gary (2 Guildford Rd) flicks his cape (a towel).
The bull (me) charges.
Amusement, diversion. Not under Mum’s feet.
Great!
Until the blind bull doesn’t see the cape conceals clothes-hoist winder-casing.
Bull charges, head hits. Blood everywhere.
No cracks in the skull. (The Fates again?)