I reclaim a galleon plundered by drunken pirates,
Brawl with brutish cowboys cruelly mistreating cute indian girls.
Fight through enemy lines – a brave foot soldier with no rank – captured, tortured – eventually escaping to win the day.
A few hours “alone”, and I save the world!
Hero … but anonymous and humble.
Extra:
When they returned home perhaps I was all ready for bed – instead of a battle, maybe Roger broke into song for me: