Class sing along.
ABC radio – folk-tunes.
We start, hand raised.
“Put your hand down Bruce.”
|| : New song. Hand. “Bruuuce!” : ||
Repeat until …
Program concludes.
Hand hits air.
“WHAT IS IT, BRUCE!” fortissimo (ff), annoyed.
Bruce, meekly:
“Mr Spence, your fly’s undone, sir.”
Songbook lowers, covers gap,
Mr Spence exits classroom.
Class CRACKS!
Note:
* Thanks to Ian Elliott for helping me with this Short Memory. While I have vivid memories of the main elements of this Ian filled in some forgotten detail.