Conceding growing maturity
Of the school AND
The student body.
Senior students* allocated
A common room.
Undergoing functional flexibility
It quickly becomes
Change room for
Senior boys football and
Senior girls hockey,
Simultaneously.
Frowns of form masters indicate
Genders “stripping down” together
Does not constitute maturity.
Common room becomes UNcommon.
Note:
* The room may have been a Prefect’s Room rather than a Senior Students Common Room. I can’t recall.