Alarming discipline is meted out
For transgressions trivial.
Encourages innovations
Camouflaging sins, evading punishment, (both).
Phil changes from glass to mug
For his dinner milk.
Puzzled until …
Washing up, his cup
Is home to uneaten peas.
Punished once,
Solution found.
No more punishment …
Unless ruse is discovered.*
Note:
* This is one of the big differences between fathers and mothers, Phil’s trick went undetected (well, I can’t recall it being discovered) … had Mum been there it would have been known immediately.