School quadrangle – very old teacher strolling the diagonal.
Willy (in Year 1 Art class):
I bet I can hit Gabby (teacher – Mr McInnes) with this.
Holds up an apple.
Guffaws, go-on’s, nahs!!
Leans back, arm extends catapulting fruit through window.
Thwack!
Direct hit. Top of spine.
Art students duck, hide. Trouble ahead.*
Note:
* Willy was very honourable. The class was threatened with a group punishment if no-one shed light on the event – and it looked like the class was solid – Willy raised his hand, declared his role and faced the music!!
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